88th:
I wish I could illegally download clothes

the more i scroll down tumblr dash the more i dont wanna leave my computer and sleep
i used to laugh at plankton for being married to a computer but now that i realised that’s my future it’s not so funny anymore
(Source: gothicprep)
rnph:
tumblr is pretty cool because no matter what you choose to blog about (whether it be jokes, a fandom, fashion, or something else) someone out there will always explicitly hate you for it with mad intensity
(Source: orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-2016)
HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCEat least I can turn the kitchen appliance on
(Source: clavid)
im so scared of being an adult ill probably call my mom every 10 seconds asking questions like “WHATS A TAX??? HOW OFTEN SHOULD I BUY GROCERIES????? HOW COME EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE?????”
#maybe if they would tEACH THIS STUFF IN SCHOOL #INSTEAD OF HOW TO DO GEOMETRIC PROOFS #HMMMMMMMM?
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
(Source: drugpudding)
If u don’t hate at least one of your cousins then you’re lying to yourself